It's time to once again picture Jane Seymour in an art studio painting her "open heart" design on canvas after canvas after canvas. She is a woman standing around painting a squiggly backwards S over and over ad infinitum. They show her in one of the commercials painting the heart and I have to ask, "Why would you need to paint it more than once?
I will allow that she might have needed to paint a second canvas when she decided to add wings to the design to make it look like an angel.
I like to picture Jane muttering to herself and painting that godforsaken open heart until she goes insane like Jack from The Shining.
|Open your heart.|
All work and no talent make Jane a dull girl.
The commercial that makes me gag the most might be this one:
It probably goes without saying that if the man to whom I was engaged gave my daughter an Open Heart necklace, the engagement would be off.
Because some things even love can't conquer.