George Clooney's soul mate. Michelle Obama's best friend. Cursed with self-awareness, good sense, and a foul mouth. You've been warned.
All of those handsome wealthy men are gay and have small penises. I know this because they are better looking and wealthier than me. Except for George. He's cool. He's the only guy that other guys will give you a "pass" for having a heterosexual dude crush on.
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