A Liz Lemon Party: A Tribute to My Spirit Animal

I love Tina Fey. I LOVE-LOVE her. If I wasn't so lazy and unmotivated, I might stalk her and try to make her be my friend. If someone gave me the choice between hanging out with Tina Fey and hanging out with George Clooney, I would cry because that person would basically be presenting me with Sophie's Choice. Only a Nazi could be so cruel.

Tomorrow night, the last episode of 30 Rock airs and, so help me God, if you are the kind of person who watches Big Bang Theory instead...


There are so many reasons to love Tina Fey's Liz Lemon to list here, but I'll keep it to 15:

1. She understands the importance of pretend boyfriends:

2. She knows how to get out of jury duty.

3. She hates the the word "lovers." Seriously, who uses that word? Yuck.

4. She knows how to be sesual...

5. She understands the importance of the over-the-top eye roll. 

6. She would make the world's worst hooker.

7. She dances like this and isn't ashamed.

8. Her Mad Men-related fantasies are totally warped.


9. She understands the beauty of hyperbole.


10. She likes cheese.

11. She likes Hamm.

12. And ham.

13. She gives great sex advice.

14. She keeps it real.

15. She says this a lot.

Don't forget to watch the finale, because a Liz Lemon Party is...mandatory.