So we immediately killed it.
“After all, what's a life, anyway? We're born, we live a little while, we die.”
― E.B. White, Charlotte's Web
"Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously untrue. Their most destructive untruth is that it is very easy for any American to make money. They will not acknowledge how in fact hard money is to come by, and, therefore, those who have no money blame and blame and blame themselves. This inward blame has been a treasure for the rich and powerful, who have had to do less for their poor, publicly and privately, than any other ruling class since, say Napoleonic times. Many novelties have come from America. The most startling of these, a thing without precedent, is a mass of undignified poor. They do not love one another because they do not love themselves."
- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse Five
"If I'm old enough to drive, I'm old enough to run over hookers in Grand Theft Auto."
- Jacob on the unfairness of not being able to purchase M-rated games until he's 17
|Someone is an out-of-touch douchebag. And orange.|
|Yes, I look like Sophia Loren when I cry.|
|We're on a mission from God.|
|I'm going to murder you in your sleep. I'm not even joking.|
|I already peed on your new duvet cover.|
|You should sleep with one eye open, my friend.|
|"I am so fried." "Oh, shut up, Sonny." "Hey, what's your beef?" "Seriously, Sonny, I'll fuck you up."|
|I live with total assholes.|
|Awww, you say? You won't say that when you see what I threw up on the sofa.|
|What are you trying to say, man? That I'm a wiener?|
|I used the force to chew up her favorite pair of heels.|
|If you take this off me now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.|
|You've dressed your chihuahua as a taco. Yeah, you're so hilarious.|