Monday, December 31, 2012

Ridiculous Resolutions for the New Year

1. I resolve to "like" all my own Facebook posts.


2. Instead of shutting down my Twitter account, I resolve to log on once a day to post the following tweet: Suck on it, Trebek.

3. I resolve to cut down on cursing...like an American, and I resolve to curse more like a British person. Please bugger off.



4. I resolve to take 20 photos of the cats each day. Video everything they do. Hope they do something hilarious or adorable. Post to blog every day. Wait for one of these photos or videos to go viral. Achieve Internet fame. Pimp out cats for personal gain.

5. I resolve to take 20 photos of the kids each day. Video everything they do. Hope they do something hilarious or adorable. Post to blog every day. Wait for one of these photos or videos to go viral. Achieve Internet fame. Pimp out kids for personal gain.



2 comments:

  1. In no way are these resolutions ridiculous, why I actually might could keep some of these. Especially No. 3.

    Bloody hell.

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