Thursday, December 13, 2012

Home Office Dress Code

When I got up this morning, I put on a pair of yoga pants. I worked out at 2. At 3, I took a shower. Afterward, I decided to act like a grown person who occasionally leaves the house, so I put on some real clothing. 

I wore blue jeans for an hour before deciding this is some unnecessarily uncomfortable bullshit. 

It's after 5. It's dark as hell. It's time for pajama pants and carbs. 

The End. 

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  1. I took a shower (!!) today and wore the infamous blue jeans after days upon days of sporting various lounge/yoga wear. They are freaking uncomfortable (with my winter storage weight) but I felt kind of fancy, esp since these are not cut-offs. I hope the chickens appreciated my sense of style because the backyard is the only place outside the house where I wore them. Now that they are all nice and stretched out I just might wear them to the preschool drop off tomorrow. Oh look! It's 5:05 and dark! Time for some flannel, yo.

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    1. Every time I wash my jeans, I wonder how I managed to somehow gain 20 lbs since the last time I wore them. Jeans are evil. I'm this close to getting my wardrobe from J. Jill or Coldwater Creek or some other place that is sensitive to the needs of middle-aged women with muffin top issues.

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  2. Leggings. Leggings and a big, loose sweater. No bra.

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    1. Perfect home office uniform!
      Although, I have to wear a bra when I'm working. My brain takes "no bra" as an indication that it's time to sit on the sofa and watch TV. I also can't clean the house without putting on a bra first. Weird.

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