George Clooney's soul mate. Michelle Obama's best friend. Cursed with self-awareness, good sense, and a foul mouth. You've been warned.
Thursday, December 13, 2012
Home Office Dress Code
When I got up this morning, I put on a pair of yoga pants. I worked out at 2. At 3, I took a shower. Afterward, I decided to act like a grown person who occasionally leaves the house, so I put on some real clothing.
I wore blue jeans for an hour before deciding this is some unnecessarily uncomfortable bullshit.
It's after 5. It's dark as hell. It's time for pajama pants and carbs.