Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Clooney Tuesday - Confessions of a Non-Stalker

Because it's Clooney Tuesday, I did what is becoming a weekly Tuesday morning activity. Looking for inspiration for something to blog about, I googled the man.

I found the latest "news" that George Clooney spent the holiday in Cabo with Stacy Keibler, Cindy Crawford and Cindy's husband Rande Gerber. (Yes, his name is spelled with an e because his parents were ridiculous.)

Here's a photo from eonline.com via FameFlynet Pictures:
See Cindy on the right?
Looks like she's yawning, doesn't it?

That's because this is BORING.

So here's my confession: I do not care about this stuff at all. I love George Clooney, but I love the George Clooney in my mind, Pretend Boyfriend George Clooney.

That's what it comes down to: I realize that I only love the idea of George Clooney. My idea of him doesn't require actual news about what he's doing in real life.

I mean, "yea" for these rich folks and their jaunts to warm-weather destinations. I just don't give a hoot.

My pretend boyfriend would never go to Cabo with some blonde chick while I sit here broke, cold, and discouraged about the state of publishing and the future of this goddamn book I have written.

The End.


  1. I do like her scarf. I can never make my scarves look that cool. I must need to look more BORED to make it look cool.

    1. You have to buy a $500 scarf for it to do that perfect swoopy thing, I think. Cindy always looks good. I frequently google Cindy Crawford haircuts when I'm thinking about getting a haircut. Then when I'm done googling images of her, I don't even get a haircut 'cause I'm so damn cheap! haha

  2. I think your kids should make some "Clooney Magic" at your house. "Hey, mom. Somebody put green food coloring in the milk. Must've been George!"


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