The other day a friend on FB "liked" a photo from Jesus Daily. Apparently, this is what Jesus looks like:
Listen, stop making Jesus hot. It confuses me.
And, anyway, Jesus was not hot, people. He did not have gorgeous, Pantene-commercial hair. He did not look like you just ran into him at the farmer's market where he sells organic vegetables from his urban farm. He did not look like you bumped into him at the local brewing company and he turned to you and said, all cool and casual, "What's up?" And then you started picturing yourself living some cool, pseudo-hippie lifestyle with him and his dog and his carpentry workshop out back. Oh yeah, he works with wood. Yeah, he does.
No. Stop it.
Jesus was not hot.
But Bad Boyfriend Jesus is.