Monday, October 29, 2012

Scenes from a Monday Night - Clap Your Hands Everybody

Me: "Can you pour me some more wine so I don't have to move the cat off my lap?'

Jacob: "I don't know how to pour wine."

Me: "Son, do you know how to pour milk?"

Jacob: "Yes."

"OK. Do it like that. But with wine."

Jacob is taking a Forensic Science class.
They're currently studying handwriting analysis. Jacob asked me to give him a handwriting sample. Here's a photo of what I wrote.
I hope he doesn't find out I'm a psychopath.

I told Jacob about my earlier post and Bad Boyfriend Jesus coming to claim his bride.

Jacob said, "That's right. Before you can enter heaven, Jesus must enter you."


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