Me: "Can you pour me some more wine so I don't have to move the cat off my lap?'
Jacob: "I don't know how to pour wine."
Me: "Son, do you know how to pour milk?"
"OK. Do it like that. But with wine."
Jacob is taking a Forensic Science class.
They're currently studying handwriting analysis. Jacob asked me to give him a handwriting sample. Here's a photo of what I wrote.
I hope he doesn't find out I'm a psychopath.
I told Jacob about my earlier post and Bad Boyfriend Jesus coming to claim his bride.
Jacob said, "That's right. Before you can enter heaven, Jesus must enter you."