This photo of Hillary Clinton and Christina Aguilera is excellent.
Women are fascinated by boobs. There, I said it.
I have a dear friend who has the most incredible boobs in the history of boobs. They are enormous. I seriously want to rest my head on them. When she worries that she is not this enough or that enough for a man to want her, I always say, "Are you kidding me? Look. At. Your. Boobs! Now, come over here so I can take a nap on them."
One time, I put her bra on my head.
When you're a B-cup girl living in a DD-cup world, you tend to respond that way.
So, no, it's not just men. It's women, too.
It's the whole dang country.
It's the whole damn world.
Everyone is all:
You know you can always count on me to tell you the important truths about life.
Now, go give yourself or a loved one a breast exam. It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month, after all.