Thursday, October 4, 2012

Let's Talk About Boobs

This photo of Hillary Clinton and Christina Aguilera is excellent.
It reminded me of this classic photo of Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield:
And it's prompted me to share this truth with you:

Women are fascinated by boobs. There, I said it.

I have a dear friend who has the most incredible boobs in the history of boobs. They are enormous. I seriously want to rest my head on them. When she worries that she is not this enough or that enough for a man to want her, I always say, "Are you kidding me? Look. At. Your. Boobs! Now, come over here so I can take a nap on them."

One time, I put her bra on my head.

When you're a B-cup girl living in a DD-cup world, you tend to respond that way.

So, no, it's not just men. It's women, too.

It's the whole dang country.

It's the whole damn world.

Everyone is all:

You know you can always count on me to tell you the important truths about life.

Now, go give yourself or a loved one a breast exam. It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month, after all.


  1. one time when i was breastfeeding trent at my brother's house, my niece (then about 3 yrs old) asked if the breast pad that was resting on my knee was the baby's did look kinda like a little yamaka.


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