George Clooney's soul mate. Michelle Obama's best friend. Cursed with self-awareness, good sense, and a foul mouth. You've been warned.
I adore you. You literally give words to 96.3% of my thoughts. The other 3.7% are taken up by images of naked hotties.
Come on. 3.7 %? I think you're low-balling that number, my friend.
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