"You wanna talk about The Scarlet Letter, Ms. Tafferty? Well, the A they're both wearing - I think it stands for asshole. Wanna know why? Because they fell in love and love is for stupid assholes. And this book is just about a bunch of assholes who fell in love, like assholes, then had to die, like assholes. I'm sorry about all the 'assholes.'"
From Crazy, Stupid Love