on reddit.com: "That balcony was meant for eating omelets on, every morning, with your balls out." - usernameblank
Which then reminded me of this excellent Hunter S. Thompson quote, one of my favorite things ever. My friend Todd and I used to each have a copy of this "recipe" for the perfect breakfast on the bulletin boards in our cubicles at work.
One of these days, I'm going to completely create this breakfast set-up. Maybe without the cocaine.