Jacob: "I have to learn all the words to The Star Spangled Banner and the Pledge of Allegiance."
Me: "Oh, easy. You know the Pledge of Allegiance. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God...
That was added in 1954 --"
Jacob: "Because of communism."
Me: "Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
Yep, that's pretty much how most conversations go around here.