George Clooney's soul mate. Michelle Obama's best friend. Cursed with self-awareness, good sense, and a foul mouth. You've been warned.
Saturday, August 11, 2012
Shit My Son Says
Jacob's favorite movie is Inception. He also loves Shutter Island and pretty much anything else starring Leonardo DiCaprio post-Titanic, so whenever we see Leo on TV, I frequently say, "Hey, look, there's your boyfriend."
During a conversation in which I said nobody better be getting anyone pregnant around here, Jacob said:
"Don't worry, Mom, I won't get anyone pregnant.
...Unless it's Leonardo DiCaprio. I'd get Leonard DiCaprio pregnant."