George Clooney's soul mate. Michelle Obama's best friend. Cursed with self-awareness, good sense, and a foul mouth. You've been warned.
no lie - I said this to a friend in Lane Bryant yesterday about a pair of jeans. Plus, I love to quote the Duchess Michael Kors while shopping. also, "she looks like her ass is in her front."
My favorite is something like "That slit is a little...I know what she had for lunch." Why won't someone just pay us to sit on a panel and judge people and create beautiful sentences like that one?
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