Friday, August 24, 2012

Project Old Navy

While I love the low prices at Old Navy, every time I try on a pair of slacks or blue jeans there, I turn into Michael Kors in the dressing room:

"That crotch is insane!" 




2 comments:

  1. no lie - I said this to a friend in Lane Bryant yesterday about a pair of jeans. Plus, I love to quote the Duchess Michael Kors while shopping. also, "she looks like her ass is in her front."

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    1. My favorite is something like "That slit is a little...I know what she had for lunch."

      Why won't someone just pay us to sit on a panel and judge people and create beautiful sentences like that one?

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