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So shouldn't you have a periodic table for easy reference? Respect the chemistry. Go to ThinkGeek for this chart you can conveniently put on the fridge.
3. You know who you are.
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4. Walt Jr. is hungry. Somebody better make some breakfast.
5. Let everyone know you're in charge, just like Mr. White.