Sunday, July 22, 2012

Scenes from a Walmart

I'm pretty sure this is the ugliest shirt in America.

It is also the perfect polyester representation of the land of the grease and the home of the fries.



I haven't read this classic but, based on my knowledge of the inexplicably popular Fifty Shades of Grey, I'm going to guess the CEO is unexpectedly proposing to fist her.


2 comments:

  1. A COWBOY FOR EVERY MOOD. whats that even mean????

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    1. Good question. Horny...lonely...drunk. Wait. Is drunk a mood?

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