I was born this way.
So I thought I'd share a few photos of my favorite facial expressions.
|You love to read, too? Please, tell me more about how Stephenie Meyer is your favorite author.|
|Fox News is fair and balanced? You're shitting me, right?|
|You couldn't put down Fifty Shades of Grey? Oh my God, you're an idiot!|
|I got a new book!|
|I'm reading. Leave me alone. (My cleavage is also exactly the same.)|
|I'm reading again. Leave me alone.|
|Oh, bitch, you did not just say that. I am totally writing that down.|