Saturday, June 30, 2012

Public Service Announcement 2012

You only have six months left to make jokes about Mayans, their calendar, and the end of the world which they never really predicted.


Netflix, Instagram, Pinterest down. Exactly as the Mayans predicted.


RIP Dick Clark. The Mayans said the world was gonna end in 2012. Without Dick Clark we can't bring in 2013 on New Year's Eve.

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watching a mayan 2012 doco on discovery. so Dick Clark died in the yr we're not meant 2 hav another NYE. 


OH: I think the instagram downage is what the mayan calendar predicted



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  • Stop worrying about the Mayan prediction and the world coming to a tragic end, just think about the awesome blooper footage.



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  • Thousands of years ago, Mayan's asked their shaman 4 a 2012 prediction. The response: "The black guy from 24 is still doing insurance ads"



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  • Adele's pregnancy cravings will fulfill the Mayan prophecy.



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  • Spoiler alert: everybody on "Breaking Bad" dies at the end of theMayan Calendar.



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  • It's crazy to think that even Ryan Seacrest isn't immune to the perils of the Mayan calendar.



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  • I am hoping all the people I know, Join twitter, Cos, you know, it'll save sending Christmas cards.. Oh.. wait.. Mayan calendar.. Whooops..



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  • *looks up Instagram crashing on Mayan Calendar* FACK. *Gathers blankets, goes to basement to sleep*



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  • Okay just heard an ad for a dating site where you bid for the person you want to date. I think the Mayans are right good bye planet. WTF?
        
    Forget the Mayans prediction of the end of the world. If we goof up & let O in, that will be the end of the world!  
    BUMPER STICKER IN OC: if Obama is reelected, let's just hope theMayans were right.  
    First Paris Hilton as a DJ, then the Wideman deal, and now "Justin and Demi" trending worldwide. Gotta respect those Mayans. #2012



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  • And on and on and on...


    New material, people. You have six months to come up with new material. 

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