Anyway, while I was sitting in the pedicure chair, I read a recent issue of Cosmopolitan. It was the only magazine nearby. Wow. I'd forgotten how chock-full of nonsensical sex tips it is.
Here's my favorite lesson from that particular issue:
In order to attract a man, you should strike a pose. Not just any pose. This pose:
|I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my ass. So call me maybe.|
Just for fun, here's an illustration of what The Avengers would look like if they followed the advice of Cosmo: