Friday, June 29, 2012

Friday's Random Thoughts - Stupid Is As Stupid Does Edition

America Gets the Books It Deserves headline: Kim Kardashian’s Teenaged Sisters Are Writing a Novel Based on the Kind of Movie They Might Want to Be In (by Caity Weaver)
Congratulations 2012 MFA graduates. Kim Kardashian's little sisters Kendall and Kylie Jenner (aged 16 & 14 respectively) announced via E! News Thursday they are writing a book for young adults, to be released next summer.

I assume someone else will be typing up what I'm sure is going to be the next great American novel, so Kylie here won't have to trouble herself with the shift key. Capitalizing words is hard, y'all.

Enchantment Ain't What It's Cracked Up To Be
Taylor Swift is releasing a new perfume called Wonderstruck Enchanted. I'm pretty sure the world is running out of titles for stuff and here goes Taylor Swift using up two romantic/bull shit words to describe something that smells of creamy flowers (what are creamy flowers exactly?) and sensual wood (which I'm pretty sure is code for that time she dated John Mayer) and features notes of "I'm not rich enough yet. Give me more of your money."

Ms Swift says:

“Wonderstruck is about that moment when you instantly feel a connection to someone, but then there’s that feeling of being completely enamored – enchanted – when you know a little more about that someone and still feel that strong connection.”

Seriously, my 12-year-old daughter doesn't say shit this insipid.

Canada Probably Doesn't Want You
I'm not going to get into the healthcare thing, but I have to say that I'm especially delighted by Republicans who are threatening to move to Canada now.

FYI: You can't take your machine guns with you.
On a happy note, Rush Limbaugh promised to move to Costa Rica. Send your farewell gifts of pills and trans-fats to him before he goes.

1 comment:

  1. Speaking of healthcare, did you see this? Yesterday was a very good day :)


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