As of the most recent issue, the one where you featured that Twilight bull shit on the cover for the 500th time, you have officially turned into US Weekly. Good job!
Kudos to whoever had the brilliant idea to go on a shopping trip with Snooki and JWoww. That's not at all a waste of a spread.
For years now, I've been renewing my subscription while saying, "EW's not as good as it used to be."
And, seriously, you are just not as good as you used to be.