Friday, May 11, 2012

Friday's Random Thoughts

I don't know how she does it, but a phone call from my mom always makes me feel better. We have the greatest conversations. My mother is wonderful.

If you'd like to see a couple of reasons why, go read A Letter to Kim Kardashian or Nicknames Aren't For Everyone.

Things I Don't Want to Do Today:

Rant about stupid people. There are just too many of them and it's exhausting to contemplate their impact on the world.

Worry about money. Or the future or the past.

Write about that mom breastfeeding her four-year-old son and her five-year-old daughter or express an opinion about the Time magazine cover with the ridiculous headline "Are You Mom Enough?" Just go here instead and read this.


Things I Want To Do This Weekend:

Read Zone One for several hours. (I'm on page 30. It's already awesome. Want to read it, too? My friends J.J. and Todd are both planning to read it. I think we could start a Zombie Book Club. I wish I'd thought of this before I came up with that whole Read 12 Classics in 2012 thing.)

Go see The Avengers again. Buy M&Ms and popcorn. Pour the M&Ms into the popcorn. Cancel out the calories by drinking a Diet Coke.

Drink two or three Mike's Hard Lemonades. Then drink two or three the next night.

Make my daughter clean her bedroom. Wear headphones and turn up the volume so I do not have to hear her whine about it.

Get as many people as possible to watch this video. (Thanks to The Great Chris Talley™ for sending it to me.) This is basically the perfect example of every rap song ever made. It's full of curse words, so if cursing offends you, what the hell are you doing here?

Happy Friday!



1 comment:

  1. I've watched that video three times now. It gets better every time.

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