Hell, I'm really waiting for the day when we can sell baby naming rights to sponsors. My children, Heinz 57 and Little Dijonaisse, are notorious freeloaders and they damn sure need to bring in some income.
I was wondering, however, how Jessica chose this particular name. I had this blast from the past and remembered how Jon Cryer's character came up with his name in the '80s movie Hiding Out.
This is similar to how Nicolas Cage came up with his last name in City of Angels.
"What's your last name?"
"You know my last name."
(Looks around kitchen) "Plate."
Actually, that would make an excellent boy's name, Jessica. Just something to keep in mind for next time.