Snickers is my all-time favorite candy bar.
I rarely allow myself to have one. That fact that I have to watch what I eat and that eating a daily Snickers bar isn't a healthy choice is just another reason this world is stupid.
When I do eat a Snickers bar, I like it cold, not frozen but slightly chilled in the fridge. I eat it in sections and I bite the chocolate off first, a section from the side, a section from the other side, a rectangular slice of chocolate from the bottom, then from the top. The top bit of chocolate is the only section that doesn't pop right off because it's nestled up against that gooey, chewy caramel. Then I take a bite of the delicious, nougatty, peanutty center.
Happiness is being a total weirdo.