|Don't make me come over there and handcuff you.|
Stabler's presence isn't just important to network television. It has an impact on silly romantic comedies directed by Garry Marshall. Just look at Runaway Bride. There's no doubt that is a stupid movie with a ridiculous premise. You know why? Because who the hell would choose Richard Gere over Detective Stabler?
Julia Roberts is such a dumb ass.
|Whatever, Richard. You can have her. She's a dumb ass.|
|Gratuitous shower pic|
The truth is I never had a crush on Stabler only. It's Stabler and Benson together. I had a crush on both of them. I mean, what sort of crazy person wouldn't have a crush on Elliot and Olivia? Now if you'll excuse me, I'm quite certain there's a marathon on USA Network I should be watching.
|"I'm picturing you naked." "It's OK. Everyone does."|
1. Gus and Shawn from Psych
2. Troy and Abed from Community
3. Vanilla Kitten and Chocolate Bunny from The Story of My Life: The New Mod Squad
4. Sawyer from Lost
5. And this guy...