Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Diet Cranberry Juice is the Worst

Yes, I know I already told you that winter is the worst. But diet cranberry juice is the worst, too. (Hyperbole, however, is the greatest!)

Are you worried about holiday weight gain? Are you trying to find ways to cut calories so you will arrive at the dawn of 2012 slender and feeling great about yourself?

I understand. I really do. But drinking diet cranberry juice with your vodka is just wrong. I feel about this the same way Monica felt about low-fat mayonnaise.

"It's NOT mayonnaise!"

This holiday season I will be drinking real cranberry juice. And you should, too.

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